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monchatsplash
16 December 2009 @ 12:03 am


IMOGEN HEAP, DING? we have to at least make this happen.

twitter's a lot more addictive than i thought it would be. sure it makes sense for suria celebrities and has-beens to do that, seeing how it's advertising for the broke.

but really, the constant need to tell everyone exactly what i'm doing and who i'm doing is picking up! i want to share everything! the strangely runny shape of my dump, the annoying chinese auntie on the mrt, the amount of work on my desk omg! oh, and it somehow has to be witty and concise, given the 140 characters. what a brain teaser.

the funniest person i'm following now has got to be diablo cody. she tweets like a dream. i want to be like her (save for the junkie look) when i grow up.
 
 
monchatsplash


My mother is a poem i'll never be able to write although everything i write is a poem to my mother. - Tille Olsen
 
 
monchatsplash
07 December 2009 @ 05:33 pm


i wonder what it must feel like to be sin-free and enveloped in such trusting, hairy arms. all my father ever did was brush his shy pubescent beard all over my forehead. there were a lot of itching in my childhood.

i'm going to a gay club this thursday, i hope something happens.

i've been having a couple of insightful, thought-provoking conversations with my colleagues, (the kind you can only have with 40 something year olds without a single reference made to facebook) and it has reaffirmed my one rule in parenting:

parents, please beat the shit out of your kids if they are rude/naughty. words aren't authoritative, a shower hose is. all this new age child abuse thing is ridiculous. i also heard that now, teachers can't lay their hands on students anymore. what rubbish. i was pinched, pulled at the ear, called a monkey (among other things) and it has served me well. never would i use a glittery green pen for corrections now.
 
 
monchatsplash
06 December 2009 @ 05:33 pm


i know i haven't been updating much and trust me, i really want to, and i really would hope to make this into a picture a day kind of thing, but damn i do not have the time. or in cases where i do have a lot to say i cant blog about it because my internet connection is becoming increasingly retarded.

i will give you this, though. i will turn my life around soon, career-wise. time to take risks, leave the legal sector behind and become a broke writer. i can't fucking wait.
 
 
monchatsplash
08 November 2009 @ 07:45 pm


Help! i don't think i like my new hair colour very much! my head looks like a poor man's golden monkey, a faltering beacon of hope, etc, etc! plus, everytime i leave a salon the hairdresser makes it their mission in life to make me look like i just stepped out from centuries past. my new do would even shame keira knightley's in one of her sloppy period pieces. 

i just watched the first episode of glee and felt a deep sense of meh-ness after that. a bit too high school musical-ish for me. sure it tugged at my heartstrings at some point, but it felt like a classic case of teenage identity crisis and undying hope, sort of like a smallville musical. i like my tv shows shallow and full of melodrama, thank you very much. all hail gossip girl/private practice/cougar town/bones.

also, as of this afternoon i had no idea there's such a thing as an eggless cake. i may need more vegetarian friends.

i shall leave you with my pretty brother on a late sunday afternoon. he's at that stage of teenage rebellion where he hates being photographed. pretty much shows, doesn't it?



a lot of his friends' mothers think he's chinese. i don't see it.
 
 
monchatsplash
02 November 2009 @ 03:51 pm
my inspiration for Halloween:



the result:








 
applause, please!

am currently waiting very, very patiently for inez to upload the pictures. i haven't resorted to harassing her yet. it's been 2 days.
 
 
Mood: content
 
 
monchatsplash
02 November 2009 @ 12:02 pm

Amanda Palmer, with her faraway eyes and killer attitude forces you to re-evaluate your relationship with your mother. Her songs ricochet with laughing irony and ends in an intimate serenade which will leave you sighing with contentment and head reeling with aural ecstasy.

 

She started off the show with the crowd-pleaser “Missed Me” (at least I think it’s a crowd-pleaser, its one of her more popular songs, no?) and ended with “Hallelujah” (I stole glances at the only minah tudung there and cracked a lame attempt at a joke on shayhar. I couldn’t help it.)

 

With my ice-cold mojito in hand I waited, with about 60 other people, without much expectation really. Prior to the gig I’ve only heard two of her songs, “missed me” and “my alcoholic friends”, both with a bit of a cabaret-punk feel. I don’t really know much about genres but whenever I listen to her music I always imagine myself to be in a fancy schmancy cabaret act with gangster punks, ‘scene’ rejects and whatnots. But I knew she was gonna be awesome.

 

It was a simple yet perfect setting: a keyboard, a ukulele, a small table for her drinks, and a couple of lesbian fangirls in an intimate bar. I almost wept when she did a cover of “Fake plastic trees” by Radiohead and “Look Mummy no hands” by that other person (name’s escaping me sorry). Do not be fooled by her naked eyebrows and corseted boobs for she was the most adorable performer, injecting anecdotes about forgetting certain chords and singing about Google in San Francisco.

 

When the encore ended, face gleaming with gratitude she exclaimed, “Support indie!”. Wah piang. Indie siol. There I was with my shamelessly mainstream ipod full with Britney Spears and Black Eyed Peas. Hur Hur. “Yeah…?!” I shouted back uncertainly. Amongst the crowd were kohl-lined eyes of some half-shaved heads, doctor martens and a littering of studs, beating their chests in surrender.

 

This is why I’m willing to pay for gigs and concerts. Nothing will make you feel as validated as a human being as when you are head-banging with strangers to a song that’s been accompanying you through your heartbreaks, late night triumphs and resentments. Everyone comes from somewhere else but we all mirror the same expression- that jaw-dropping look of awe at the brilliance that is Amanda Palmer.

 
 
Mood: energetic
 
 
monchatsplash
25 October 2009 @ 01:39 pm
i went to a shia mosque yesterday. i didn't even know places like that exist in singapore. it was so damn cool. the entrance was at this back alley near peninsula plaza, littered by the occassional saturday bangla. the place was practically deserted save for this one guy who seemed guarded when my fellow workshop-mates and i walked in. when he didn't allow us to take pictures we loitered around taking photos of the exterior. it lacks of any domes, moons or crescents whatsover. the only thing to suggest its religious roots were the subtle moorish features reminscent of buildings in the middle east.

when the guy was nowhere to be seen, we crept in lugging our cameras with our boobs ajar. i felt guilty for not being covered up, but i just had to see the place. it was beautiful. the colour palette's rustic, a mingling of amber, gold brown. huge chandeliers dangle from the intricately designed ceilings of the prayer halls. oil lamps line the pathways we crept around, whispering in awe and excitement. the place makes the mosque at pasir ris look very sad.

it even has lifts! we saw two women on our way out and we quickly hid our cameras behind our backs, holding our breaths. i mean, we didn't wanna get bashed up or anything. the stuff you see on tv, in the news...it kinda freaks me out a little.

later that day i was whisked off to take photos of a nubile 16 year old for a blogshop!








enjoy what's left of the weekend! i'm spending mine tutoring my cousin, watching a subtitle-less fench movie (Water Lillies) trying to figure out whether that hot blonde is really a cock-teasing lesbian, and waiting for dandruff to ravage my hair. c'est la vie.
 
 
Mood: content
 
 
monchatsplash
20 October 2009 @ 12:19 pm


some photos from the hari raya outing with my awesome minah friends.



infested with bean sprouts, but yummy nonetheless.



azrul in quite contemplation.







all the best for uni syaf! so happy for you.



mas talking about love. hur hur.



i'm having a moment with the cure and the black kids. i cannot stop listening to them, they are my crack. i'm being pretentiously 80s without the bad hair and blinding leggings. it kinda sucks that my parents didn't listen to them. our dinners would have more jazz rather than the current dinner table debate about why a country run my muslims is better than singapore- my dad's idea of an insightful conversation. anyway, i just heard of PAS's bitchfit over beyonce performing in malaysia. can they stop being ridiculous already?

me and shahidah were pimping it up in club street the other day and found a children's bookshop of dreams. it is perfection! the walls are white and on it are book covers depicting ambition, courage and flawlessness! a perfect pick-me-up for our jaded selves. there were books about noddy, tin-tin, cat in the hat, brer rabbit, etc. sigh. i asked if there were vacancies available for part-timers, but sadly there weren't any. how awesome would it be to work there? it would vindicate my wasted youth.

my mouth is currently smelling of muruku thanks to deepavali and my hair's in a pretty braid today. i feel like such a virgin.
 
 
Mood: chipper
 
 
monchatsplash
19 October 2009 @ 05:20 pm




so fun so fun so fun! i cannot wait for halloween. because of financial restraints (shocker) i can't go as what i originally wanted, lady liberty. i'll have to go as something...biblical.

my mother will kill me.

 
 
 
Mood: calm
 
 
 
 

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